一天咱俩到一口许愿井旁，我弯下腰许了个愿还望井里扔了个硬币，你也想许愿，但你弯腰时不小心翻入井里，我被惊呆了，喃喃自语道：还真灵嘿！猪国庆快乐！
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一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势凶凶地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！
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紧急提醒，一种新型手机病毒传播方式：由手机国庆祝福语来传播，为了您的健康，收到祝福语后，务必将手机浸泡在消毒液中一小时后方可使用！ jin ji ti xing -yi zhong xin xing shou ji bing du chuan bo fang shi -you shou ji guo qing zhu fu yu lai chuan bo -wei liao nin de jian kang -shou dao zhu fu yu hou -wu bi jiang shou ji jin pao zai xiao du ye zhong yi xiao shi hou fang ke shi yong -

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国庆节心情好，总想送你点什么，送你个礼物没法寄过去，送你个吻又怕你不敢接受；送你点钱又显得有点俗气；干脆送你个屁吧，无形而有声，有情又有味！
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